Well done to Rick Bryce for raining over £300 for the cricket club by having certain parts of his body waxed!
Following the defeat by Old Gravendiansissmsms last Saturday, the wonder boy Bryce took a few for the boys and had many strips of hair ripped off his milky white body. Rick raised over £300 for the cause and was cheered on by many revellers in the George in Wrotham. Punters who paid £10 got to rip a strip off themselves. Rick is now very bald in the following areas; His legs! His back! His arms! And even his Arm Pits! Another £100 would have seen the good old sack and crack go for a burton too!
Rick, who was slipping and sliding everywhere after, commented, “ Ouch! “. Asked why he had done this and what the inspiration was, he answered, “ Ouch! “.
Rick, also known as Ricky, now faces several months of rehabilitation. His long term girlfriend Amy commented, “ He is still my Ricky. I don’t care that he has no hair, I will stick with him through this and give him my support all the way until he is back on his feet again. “ Amy, who is due to give birth to their first child very soon, added, “ It will be weird having a baby with more hair than my Ricky, but we will cope. He is a strong person and he always has my shoulder to cry on if it gets too much for him. I just really hope he doesn’t slip out of bed at night or fall off the sofa when watching TV. “
Rick will still turn out for the Dragons and the opposition can rest assured he will be a slippery character to get out!
We have thought of some good old tunes that he could walk to the crease to;
Born Slippy – Underworld
Slide on Time – Blackbox
Hair We Go Again – Whitesnake
Ticket to Slide – The Beatles
Hairbreaker – Dionne Warwick
Wax of My Tears – Smokey Robinson
It’s a Skin – Pet Shop Boys
Smooth Criminal – Michael Jackson
Killing Me Softly – The Fugees
Did you witness Rick’s terrible ordeal? What do you think of having your whole body waxed? Do you know any other songs that Rick could walk out to bat to?
I missed the waxing, but was very impressed by the video on Friday night, so added my donatioon on Saturday. I was not aware that donations entitled one to “rip a strip” so to speak. Does this mean I have one in the wood for when Rick is back to his old hairy self?
Definitely, if it was up to me, I’d say just creep up behind him, grab a fistful of hair and let rip. Rick may not agree.